Saturday 27 June 2009

New York: The experience

My second movie experience in "Gandhidham" (I know say the name with a very very American accent - sounds more like "Ganyi-DAMN" now)... super awesome che!

NEW YORK: The Indian film community has finally arrived!
First Dev-D and now this one. Hollywood ki maa ki...
Let's see if you Amricans can see the beauty of this movie - This flick deserves an Oscar! Move aside Slumdoggy.

The setup
My colleague from Ghana is in town. Finally a partner - I can't go for a movie alone.

Ticket Counter Tales
We went to the newest multiplex in town.
The ticket options were Rubby (INR 150), Diamond (INR 125), Gold (INR 100) and Silver (INR who cares).
Iph ai had ae hawt Guzzu chicks with me, Ai would have surely taken the Rubby tickets!
But the idea of sitting in private boxes freaked the two of us out!
Err.. if you are puzzled, Rubby is a typo. They did mean Ruby...

News Reporter: Piyus Bhai
As we bought tickets, the previous show just got over. A horde of unhappy people walked out of the hall. My colleague (A Turbaned Sikh) took up the name of Piyus and started quizzing people about how the liked the movie.
Apparently, the movie sucked.
There was no story.
The ending was horrid.
Damn! We seemed to have made the wrong choice here. Or did we...

The Movie Hole (HALL)
Red jajjy super reclining seats.
Walls with Red Lightings.
Red Carpetings.
Super Swanky!
All through the movie, Piyus (The worlds first Sardarji Guzzu Bhai) and Jignes (me), tried conversing/commenting in Guzzu! We also tried passing respectably sleajy (yes yes. Oxymoron it is!) comments on Katrina, in Guzzu :P
Behind us, a Guzzu family had come with food, glass plates and stainless steel cutlery - clink clink clink - constant background music.
Talk about Dolby Sorround Sound!
Also...No one in the Hole got the "I just came" joke... Jesus Save Me.

New York
What a movie!
I am impressed...
YRF finally will make some money without SRKs blessings!
Kabir Khan - Kudoz dude! You are the man.
John Abraham - Dude are you on steroids? Nice shirts all through by the way.
Neil N M - Dude can you whine!! Also, you shouldn't have gone for the Ambulance at all silly boy!
Katrina - PHISH! HOT! sweat sweat. TOTTA!!! WOW! oooof! sweat sweat. She does have the most awesum butt! She beats J LO hollow man! She would look horrid after marriage though - watch out Sallu. It's amazing how your college tracks pants dint wear out 8 years later...you hottie! Also, you make me weak in the knees with the way you take my name! Yay!
Daniel - Nice Home Run dude!
People of Amrica - Buck Fush!!!!!
The FBI - Shame on you, you Freaks. What's with the Peeing bit? Get a Life.

The Concept
Phenomenal.
A very very deep idea - conveyed very very well.
Katrina's butt! wow! sweat sweat!! (Err... dunno where that came from!)
Irfan Khan's timely dialogues make people see where the story is coming from.
Nice run up to the climax - predictable though.

Music
Good. Great. Awesome.
Katrina's song for John (mere sang) captures the essence of the relationship between two lovers:
Men are always going to be weak suckers! Women will always be their Rocks of Gibraltar! :)

The End
Hmmmm.... Now I know why Piyus Bhai's last interviewee never liked the ending.
It was not all heppy heppy - was very Romeo-Juliety instead. Nice though.

Rating
5 stars.
Stop Reading.
GO WATCH!

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